I think you have to live in Canada to fully appreciate this story. You need to know that up north of the 49th parallel, everything is labelled in both of our official languages, English and French.
A was trying to convince me to buy her a cute pair of socks yesterday.
A: But they’re now maintenant!!
Me: (knowing full well she did not know): And maintenant would be?
A, grinning: Something GOOD!
Me: French for the word “now”.
I don’t know which one of us laughed harder.