The guinea pig should be thanking me, not bolting for cover when he hears me come up the stairs. How else would he have been motivated enough to learn how to sign "I am not thirsty. Seek professional help."????
TechnoSchnozz snores far too much.
Why can't they invent a cell phone that will stop beeping when I holler "I know Ronni tried to call, but thanks for letting me know" at it from across the room?
Why are there so many tree names in the book I haven't started writing yet? Why is one forest benign and the other sinister? Why does Rowan choose to leave? Why doesn't Ash? Who gives a rat's patootie?
Back to the pants. oh and a wee tip:
don't take the lid off the bottle of Fray Chek with your teeth, dab the noxious substance on the garment, and then put the bottle back on the lid, lest you miss the lid altogether and snort Fray Chek up your nose, because this? WILL hurt.